so cute that im literally about to throw the fuck up and commit seppuku rn
He wants me to buy him cheddar sun chips because he’s mad that I didn’t give him a piece of my breadstick and get him a birthday present.
And I shall go on shining as a brilliantly meaningless figure in a meaningless...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via y-eolin)
“forty niner niner i repeat target locked cutie 9 o’clock”
My mood improved dramatically compared to this morning. While working on a group activity with my friend, only one of us had to write so I chose to do the writing because his penmanship is atrocious. As we were supposed to do the work, all he every did was sit there and blurt out random terms every now and then. He didn’t do shit yet he had the audacity to tell me that he did most of it and...
of course i would listen to true life: im addicted to sex on repeat while typing up essays
Anonymous asked: Strange enough that I have you as an unknown memory but you were in my dream before I awoke.. As I can only picture yourself in your bedroom, there I was too while you were just rolling around in your blanket trying to find your comfort zone. lol
I was about to go to sleep like a 5 year old, but Locked Up Abroad is on so I guess I’ll stay up.
Anonymous asked: Is the glass half full or half empty?
Today marks the first time that I have ever found a reasonable amount of money on the ground. It was only $16, but tainted money has a special place in my heart.
Just because you lived in my house for a period of time does not mean that I’m your friend.
Disappointed. Yet I did not expect a thing. This will pass.
We have to consciously study how to be tender with each other until it becomes a...– Audre Lorde (via n-xi)
I had never noticed him before that night. It was as though he didn’t exist, and...– Tammara Webber, Easy (via n-xi)
Purely coincidence. Nothing more.
i need to stop being such a creep akjskndjdnvfdjgndf it’s too late for me
The moon will never lie to anyone. Be like the moon. No one hates the moon or...– Henry Rollins (via zu-ki)
You have grown so much and we have grown far apart. I am still stuck on the image of your 2nd grade self when you vomited on my arm because our teacher would not let you leave during the spelling test.
~*~*~got 100 on an unorganized and bullshitted essay txt it~*~*~
she came late to class wearing a hot pink padded winter coat with booty shorts i fucking love this girl
can i just look like im ovulating 24/7
A tragic turn of events has occurred. The number of Filipinos in this house have multiplied. The loud voices. The broken English. The strong accents. I cannot escape.
he literally stood there pissing himself like it wasnt even an issue for 10 minutes
It’s getting to the point where I cannot even count how many times I’ve watched Oldboy. I’m watching it again right this very moment. Still not tired of it.
Chip Tha Ripper - Dear Hip Hop (feat. Naledge...
stop laughing unless you want your clay mask to crack
Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world, for even your own shadow leaves...– تقي الدين أبو العباس أحمد بن عبد السلام بن عبد الله ابن تيمية الحراني Taqi ad-Din Ahmad ibn Taymiyyah, (via digitalfuckyou)
The amount of times I’ve spilled water on my laptop is ridiculous. I’m surprised it’s not dead yet.
The worst day of the week for me is Sunday. I always get panic attacks on Sundays.
I paid more attention to the news when I was 8 compared to now. From around 2nd to 6th grade, in the morning and the whole time I was at home from school, I would watch CNN, Fox, and other news channels.
In hind of sight no peace of mind, you begin and...
‘What of art?’ ‘It is a malady.’ ‘Love?’ ‘An illusion.’ ‘Religion?’ ‘A...– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via darwink)
Anonymous asked: That movie fits you perfect. lo l
Anonymous asked: I meant your ex-boyfriend
Anonymous asked: tell moreeee. we anons wants to knoww. what's the story of you and your boyfriend or..whatevers?
Me: *opens dryer* oh my god my clothes are still wet
Brother: it's only wet because i'm here
Brother: *prances away*
Anonymous asked: wait, carolyn with a sex life??
syotos-x replied to your post: you had someone eat you out? heruta sukeruta ^^^^^
Anonymous asked: what's lil bit mean?
Anonymous asked: you had someone eat you out?
“don’t get all puffed up just cuz you licked my cunt”
ventfullogic replied to your post: Diagnosed with cancer. seriously? omg nono not me